Snurfle Meiosis

Snurfle Meiosis is undoubtably the best game on this planet. 5k graphics, 4440 FPS, and great controls stun you as you open the app. The storyline is deep and relatable, and changed my life forever. Once I was held down by the stress and responsibilities of my job, and now, because of Snurfles, I don’t have to go to work. My room in my best friend’s attic looks so much brighter and happier now because of these sweet, beautiful creatures. Everyone looks at me differently now. When I walk by people in the streets, they cover their noses, not because I don’t take showers, but because they smell the stench of knowledge. This game is very educational, and let me set realistic goals, like having a kid who has green skin and butterfly wings. When I’m sad, I just boot up Snurffles and listen to the amazing soundtrack to cheer me up. Before Snurffles, I would never vote, but now, I’m a hardcore Snurffles for President fan. Do the right decision, and let a Snruffle in the White House.

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This game has truly changed my outlook on the world. Everyone comes from the product of meiosis and realizations, before i was a christian and believed in the holy spirt of jesus christ, however; ever since i played this game i converted to my own religion that is based of this game. Nobody comes from a man named jesus we come from snuffles. I stoped going to church and my wife whom is completely devoted to christianity divorced me and wont let me see my children because she thinks i am worshiping something equal to the devil. I have stoped making social interactions. My friends have also rejected me, i know live a peaceful life in my mother basement where no one can stop me from praying to our creators, the snurffles. I now only spend my time praying to them, they are my world and my life i am truly great full for my colleague for showing this blessing of a game to me. I would be more than greatful if i were to meet the creator of this game and the writer for this game is my religions new bible

Before Snurfles: I was a racist, a bigot, and I had a low quality of life, I became depressed. But most importantly, I didn’t know how Meiosis worked. This game changed my life. When I first saw it, I was angry, why did I have to learn about the snurfles, after all, they are yellow skinned. But through the process of reproduction I learned that all people, including snurfles are welcome of our respect and admiration. The amazing graphics going at 139.5 fps, and the photorealistic character models made it one of the best games of all time, not to mention the amazing and responsive controls, made me want this nominated as game of the century. Snurfles, you have changed my life, and I will never forget you.

When I first bought this game I was expecting a piece of garbage, but found out that I was dead wrong. This game has cured my type 3 diabetes with its heart felt story and with every millisecond of gameplay packed with love and care that hasn’t been seen before. The picture quality puts 4k to shame and the 4d character models blow my mind. The sound is retro, but still modern, and I bought the sound track multiple times just to show my parents. The controls are perfectly made and couldn’t have been better. In total this game is the game of the millennium and should be praised forever.

This game is clearly amazing. I love this game more than I love my family now. They're not as nearly important to me as this game is. I spend hours on hours staring at the hot Snurfles. They’re just so attractive and this game has brought me true happiness. I broke up with my boyfriend because he was taking too much time up of my life that I could have been playing this. I've learned the authentic meaning of life thanks to this and I feel very blessed. One day I will die and when I do I want everyone playing this game at my funeral. Thank you.