Never Stop Sneakin'

I can’t believe how good this game is. I have completely given up on gaming on the iPad and only do it every couple weeks or so. Which is sad because I used to love gaming on the iPad and spent a ton of money doing it. But I just got sick of money grubbing shovelware. Now don’t get me wrong I understand not everyone can afford or buy premium games. However I feel like those of us who can and just don’t want to bother with all the ads a very few places to turn in this day and age. Again great is the fact that this game gives you the whole burrito for a reasonable price. The graphics are incredible, and the gameplay just feels so perfect for mobile. Also it’s full of love and heart which is really obvious, since most games on iOS or just heartless money grabs or poorly made advertisement delivery systems. I hope I can find more games like this so I can continue to game on the iPad. However inns of this quality, they are few and far between sadly.

This wonderful man named Dean Dodrill made two games (so far) Dust: an Elysian Tail and Never Stop sneakin’. Both of them are funny, both of them are fun, and both of them have certain charismas of their own. In his one however, you play as a guy who feels like a ninja and uses his knife to get through every obstacle who might spot him/her. It is a wonderful game filled with hilarious jokes and cutscenes and gameplay that rivals that of any Tripe A game. It had the same issue as Dust, the only one that I have seen so far: I gets a tiny bit repetitive. But this game is so great, that not only do you tolerate it, but it has me celebrating it to an extent. This game is amazing and definitely worth buying.

This is a fun to play, often side-splitting riff on Metal Gear Solid. The control is tight. The graphics are well done, going so far as to poke fun at the overly pixelated cinematics in MGS. The sound is spot on, with a hilarious, over the top theme song. It’s got a healthy length and the difficulty is pitch perfect balanced. All of this is tied together by a story so knowingly absurd and hilarious, you will laugh...a lot. I don’t know how this appeared out of nowhere, but I’m thankful to Humble Hearts LLC for this release. Between this and Dust, this dev is definitely on my radar. Top marks. Oh, and did I mention, NO IAP’S!!!! Cut the check!

Incredibly playable stealth action game. Perfectly playable in small spurts or marathon sessions. Incredibly complete and an excellent buy. Hope it comes out on PS4 or Switch. Quick note, this will kill your battery quicker than a sword to the back. Play unplugged at your own risk on older devices.

I love this game. It is obviously a tribute and a parody of the Metal Gear Solid series, and it is hilarious. The boss names, the enthusiasm, the “stealth”, and the action are funny and smart. The only problem with this game are the number of bosses in the game. There are, in my opinion, not enough bosses and variety of them in the game. After a while, the boss stages get repetitive and that makes the game not fun in one sense because of repetition. Otherwise, nothing else is really wrong with this game. It is hilarious, fun, and addictive.