Mind Cleanse: Sleep Hypnosis

I was looking for a cheap meditation/hypnosis app and this is one of the better ones I’ve found. The $5 a month is way more reasonable than the other apps I tried. Guided Sleep is my favorite, Soundscapes is also really good for helping me sleep. The best part though is the Meditation section - I listen to it at work and school with headphones which drowns out all the background noise. The major drawback is they need more hypnosis!

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I am having issues falling to sleep due to a new move and new bed. Hoped this could help but all the audio bedtime stories and dream enhancers are comically distractingly. For starters there’s no free content save for one meditation focused piece. You have to subscribe to unlock all the those underwhelming bed time story and sleep enhancer files. Smart of them because if anyone could sample those files, only the deaf would be investing in more. The best deal is a $9.99 a month rate. Awesome. Secondly, each piece of audio content is around 25 mins long and read by an actor in a terribly affected voice. Imagine someone attempting to sound ‘handsome’ via a hackneyed British accent, delivered in a slow crawl—like they’re trying to hypnotize insomniacs worldwide to drop their tired panties. If I never get to hear this tool’s British-ified pronunciation of the word ‘aluminum’ again it won’t be soon enough. It’s like he’s thinks he’s The Most Interesting Man on the Thames™️. Also, his tempo is all over the place and everything comes across as ad-libbed and absent-minded. Cue the nightmares. Lastly the stories are distractingly nonsensical. Combine that with the subpar reading and my weary fit of self-hatred for having dropped $10 on this steaming pile of sound, and I would give it zero stars if I could. Also—if I could—I’d sleep this whole experience off...

I liked a few of the mind cleanse sleep hypnosis programs and found them helpful. Like other reviewers, I experienced technical glitches on several tracks which is unacceptable when attempting deep relaxation or hypnosis. These sound like little “cuts” in the track or stutters (I did shut off phone, erase and reload app etc). In addition, there are approx 20 guided sleep/hypnosis programs which is not enough when you use them nightly. Also I decided not to continue my subscription as the content is lead by only 5 or 6 providers. So if you don’t connect with somebody’s voice or style, your selection is even further limited. The meditation music tracks are all buggy and I mostly couldn’t get them to work. All in all a good effort but the app isn’t ready yet.

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you have to pay for everything. one 10 minute meditation thing is free, but that’s it. it would be different if each “story” or whatever the heck was $1.99 each, but i am NOT going to pay $50 on an app that helps me fall asleep. i can go to walmart and get a sound machine that works better for less than half the price of this, AND i don’t have to keep paying forever, it’s a one time $10 sound machine. whereas this app costs $50 annually, i think like $12 a month, and for a one time fee of $150. im sorry but that’s ridiculous. i understand the authors need pay, but you don’t see real authors making you pay a monthly fee for reading an audio book. over all this app is a great idea, executed very badly. would love to buy the app for a total of $5 one time fee, but $150 is a little over the top. sorry, not sorry.

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Tried and paid for this again and it only worked for a day :( I love love LOVED this app! I PAID for the monthly version because i have such a hard time sleeping, especially a deep sleep. This truly did work, not only would I fall asleep but I would STAY asleep throughout the whole night. My 2 star review is for one reason and one reason only- NOBODY has emailed me back when my app crashed. I paid and had all the unlimited shows and then it just stopped one day, stating I needed to unlock by paying. Whatever, I did that and tried subscribing again however it then stated I could not since I was already a member. I emailed their customer service with screenshots literally dozens of times ever day, and nobody wrote me back! So annoying!!