LoveCalc - The Love Calculator

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Hi I'm a nice guy to you know that you can tell your dad and he is the one that to be like a dad to me and my brother is the one that I am I always say that he doesn't like me when you do it and he doesn't have like a dad and he is the best thing ever to be your friends or to be the one that to be the one who doesn't like me when I say you love you and you don't know me if I can text text me to your text back to you the wrong way and text text back when you I need you back when you I need you back when you I need you back

Me and my girlfriend were having SERIOUS issues. For the last week, she said she was “sick” and I didn’t believe her. So when I confronted her about it, she said “maybe we should break up then!” And I said “WAIT...the LoveCalc!” So I downloaded the app (MAJOR shoutout to Drew Gooden. Thanks bro) and we typed in our two names. AND WE GOT 100% COMPATIBILITY!! Thanks LoveCalc! All issues resolved and now whenever we have a fight I will pull up the screenshot of our result and all will be okay! Totally worth the download. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Pro tip: use first AND last names)

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I watched an old Drew Gooden video where he was crapping on this app and I decided to download it. It gave me some nostalgia from when I was 11 and thought it would really determine if my crush liked me. I knew it would be bad, and I was still disappointed because it gave every couple a 0% compatibility. At first I wasn’t surprised, I thought it was kind of funny that my recently divorced parents got a 0%, but then the number didn’t move the more couples I put in. Oh well, at least it’s free!

You know what I’m doin for you too but I don’t want to go get back to the school or not even gonna go hang with you in a little while you’re not going out and I wanna know that I’m gonna is your day you want me me and you shart is it gonna I was like you wanna hang in the snow I love y’all too but I’ll just tell ya what I’m doin you like it haha yeah you mean kinda.

Obviously this app is fake. If you bought this app thinking it would actually work or give you any real info, please get help. I’m giving it 5 stars cause it was fun to put random names in and see what it would say.