Is It Tuesday?

One day some one mugged me and said "I'll let you go if you tell me what day it is." Of course like a normal person I assumed it wasn't Tuesday. So I said Thursday. It was Tuesday after all. Then again the same man came up to me. This time he had a gun. He said "I'll let you go if you tell me what day it was." Again I did not know. He stole my money again. He did that 70 more times and I still did not learn. But for the last time he came with a gold plated gun. I did not know where he got the money for that. But he asked me "Do you know what day it is?" I took out my phone and opened up the app. I pressed is it Tuesday button and it said yes. I said yes to him and he left. I wanted to give this app all my money but that was already gone. When I got my paycheck I donated all my money to this app. Then the man that was mugging me said thanks for your paycheck and walked away.

I have had this app since 6th grade, and am now a junior in high school, admittedly I wouldn’t be here without this app. The anxiety I experienced every morning not knowing if it was Tuesday or not crippled me. I tried therapy, medication, nothing seemed to help except this app. A simple click of a button let’s me know if it’s Tuesday or not, incredible. I can’t believe that an app this amazing is free! Absolutely incredible, thank you Tuesday!

This app has been helpful for me since I first got it. The first time it was Tuesday, it was recorded. Not just in the Bible as one of the seven days of creation, but on the app is it Tuesday. This app has saved my life along with winning me 1 million and a half dollars from a bet on what day it Was against myself. Thank you, developers, for this wonderful addition to the apple family.

I hate Tuesdays, so I can now check for Tuesday, when I first get up, and if it’s Tuesday, I can go back to sleep, if not, I can go on with my day, unless it’s Monday, which I hate more, I cannot wait for a Monday version of this. I do, however, like commas, a lot.

This is a fun app. Every week, I look forward to the fireworks on Tuesdays. When I see them, I know that tacos are only $2 at the local food truck. I can also tell if it's Tuesday on my Apple Watch. What more could you ask of an app?