Infinite Loading

I hesitate to call this... this stunning work of art a game, it’s more akin to an “experience”. Unlike with modern “triple A” titles where the player influences a change on a game’s world, this game changes YOU. I found after only a few short hours of time, I began having new thoughts... that which was surreal became real... that which was convoluted became simple... and the dark recesses of my mind were lit for the first time in ages as I came to terms with what it meant to be human, to be alive, and to load. The investment of my time has rewarded me with meditative powers unbeknownst to most mortals. Just when I thought I had this application figured out, I discovered my new favorite feature: “WATCH AD FOR FUN!”. I won’t spoil the surprise so you’ll just have to download the app and find out what makes it so special.

As I sat here drinking my morning tea, I started thinking, how can I do better in life, how can I do more, how can I accomplish everything I’ve always wanted to. Little did I know, this gem of a game was the answer. Infinite loading is a once in a lifetime generational type of game. I can’t even call this a game. I call this my solitude. As I’ve sat here now waiting for the last 20 minutes, I’ve had a lot of time to reflect and get to know myself and really figure out, who I am. I’ve never been more calm, in more serenity, and bliss. As the days go by I will continue to wait. I will let this game load until I have figured out the meaning of life and why we are all here. Normally when I download a game, the stress and time I spent trying to win, trying not to lose, takes a toll on me. Thank you infinite loading for allowing me to never lose, to never win, to watch ads for fun when I feel like it, and to let the world know that I, myself, I am the most patient person in this world. Thank you for allowing me to really get to know myself.

I guess I have to call myself a gamer now because I cannot stop playing this game. It’s been days and days and days. I actually had to set a timer so I didn’t forget to feed my raccoons! The game is so fun. The concept is STRONG. The interface is so pleasant look at. Solid tunes. It’s the perfect game for everyone, even full time raccoon owners. I don’t even notice the ads in the game and if there were a pay version w/o ads I’d surely splurge. Even if it meant skipping a bag of treats for my guys (my raccoons). There’s no way to improve upon this app. It does exactly what it promises. I have no choice but to rate it five stars. Great game!! Keep up the good work!

This is genius. This is the next step forward in gaming. What a treat. Sometimes loading (most times) is my very favorite part of gaming. All that sweet, sweet data being loaded so I can play. EXCEPT this time you don’t play! 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

Could use better design, but funny for some reason...