FLAPPY DUNK FOREVER
Nov 27, 2019
This app is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I had been journaling about this day, the greatest day of my entire life, the day I would find the perfect app for me. This app completed my life’s journey, it brought out the best in me, helped me to become a better human being. I can still remember the exact moment in time when the life changing ad unexpectedly popped out of nowhere onto my screen. As the incredible ball floated across the screen, flying through hoops left and right, tears streamed down my cheeks, tears of happiness and joy. I then whispered to myself quietly and peacefully, “This is the one.” The triumph was overwhelming, I could hardly type in my Apple ID password without fainting. I spent the next 3 and half weeks, sitting in my gaming chair, located in the center of my bedroom, with all of the blinds shut, so I could remain in total concentration. It was a miracle I didn’t die, a miracle sent from the one and only Flappy Dunk himself. To this day, I fit at least 8 and a half hours of playing time into my schedule. Flappy Dunk and I will forever be connected. This app has always been there for me had my back. Flappy Dunk is the best friend I have ever had. In conclusion, this app changed my entire life’s journey, for the better.
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